June 2012
Me: I'm so fat
Me: I need to diet
Me: I should start running
Me: Omg I need to lose weight
Me: Ugh I am so gross
Me: I should eat healthier
-parents come home from supermarket-
Me: Yolo
I think GPS's should have accents.
nidorinabby:
Seriously.
One of my friends’s GPS’s has a British accent.
Jamaican GPS’s would be great.
“TURN AROUND, MON
YOU GOIN’ DE WRONG WAY
TURN DE ODDA WAY MON
KEEP GOIN’ DATTA WAY, MON
TURN COMIN’ UP ON DE NEXT LEFT
YOU GOT DIS, MON”
me: complains about being friendless lonely and single
me: goes offline to everyone never texts back ignores all attempts at contact
doctor: so what kind of birth control are you using?
me: my appearance
